What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
Never too old to learn from the Muppets.
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.” - Miss Piggy
Do I look like a reindeer to you?
Perhaps you should be more careful, Tony!
Tony Stark: colonel-bastard!
my goal for this semester is to title all of my papers using lyrics from kanye west songs
i’m in it to win it mothafuckers
no one has noticed yet
i feel like my references to kanye west may be lost on my 40+ year old professors
five weeks left in the semester and i’m still going strong
rami kadi s/s 2013
A comic about my parents. The entirety of their relationship is mutual hatred of the human race.
OKAY BUT WHY WAS THIS THE FUNNIEST SCENE EVER BECAUSE LOOK HOW FUCKING TALL JARED IS NEXT TO HIM
"JARED, PLEASE STAND A BIT AWAY AND APART FROM HIM.. WE’RE GOING TO TRY AND.. FUCK, NEVER MIND IT DOESN’T MATTER"
Jensen: I KNOW WHAT TO DO TO MAKE JARED LOOK SHORTER
Loki was never Odin’s son.
Loki was never Laufey’s son.
But Loki has and always will be Frigga’s son.
The Sims in real life.
My roommate was literally just talking about this…
Sometimes I wonder what drugs everyone is on. And then I just shrug and accept it.
what are u smoking i want some too
Yes hello I would like one glass of marijuana, no ice
would you like a coaster?
and one of those little umbrella is you have some.